We all met in art classes at a scary little hell hole of a community college. We were all tortured by the Italian Stallion in drawing and had a chance to pretend the Jolly Giant Bald Guy was our dad in sculpture. And then there was Captain Alaska, but he's just funny. Did I mention we give everyone nicknames? Lauren S. is a ceramicist and a vegan-pilates-businesswoman extraordinaire, Nicole F. is a photographer and a slightly-scary-but-also-kickass driver and nanny, Nicole W. is... ok, well she's just good at everything. And I do mean everything. Oh, and I paint a bit.
I'm Lauren P. and I'm the one the rest are pissed at because I ran halfway across the country just for some art school scholarships. Ok, not really pissed. Just relatively displeased with. But hey, now there's somewhere to take road trips to!
Things to know about me: I'm the baby of the group. I'm particularly fond of popcorn. And Bahama Mamas. And COFFEE. I name all my vehicles, and the current one is a little blue car named Dory. Non-Anglo-Saxon gentlemen like my ass. One of my eyes is smaller than the other. I'm good with kids and adults, but generally pretty awkward around people my own age. I'm Southern.
Tip #2: Napping = survival!
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